Hope i'll mke you laugh!!!

1)Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will

will be there.........

The girl went and realy nobody was there



2)A sardharji photographer focusing

a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives

beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"



3)Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...

Drink quickly......

Wife asks why...

sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and

cold coffee Rs10

4) Sardar at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern
art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

5) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in
hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning
of friends last
words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

6)Sardar
had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter &
Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted
Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Question and the Answers to irritate your friends.....



Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one)


Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a
while and said,
"my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It `s the
DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

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